#womenreadcomics

@: So I should have known better than watch the iFanboy episode talking about this one.

me: They spoil something for you again?

@: Yeah!

me (obligatory sympathetic spouse murmuring): Sorry to hear that.

@: You know how Blackest Night introduced all the different Lantern Corps? Blue, red, black...?*

me: Sure.

@: So the Blue Lanterns are hope. And of course the Black Lanterns bring back the dead. Now there are White Lanterns. Want to guess who the head of the White Lanterns is?

me: Jesus?

@: Sinestro.

me: Oh. Jesus would be the obvious choice.

(pause)

me: What do the Pink Lanterns do?

@: There are no Pink Lanterns. Pink isn't a color in the rainbow.

me: That seems an oversight. I bet Pink Lanterns are coming. Know that they have?

@: What's that?

me: Ponies. Pink Lanterns have ponies. And sparkles.

*I'm sort of guessing what he said at this point. While I was certainly paying attention, the details of the Green Lantern story arcs don't get a lot of real estate in my head.